One character note I love is how aziraphale tries to do things the human way like buys his clothes and tries to learn French and insists on taking a driving test and goes to magic classes. Baby girl you’re gonna hate it in heaven
mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.
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hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye